Eats fan’s crisps. Apologizes offering pictures. Precious Tom is Precious.
- 2/50 favorite pictures of Tom Hiddleston
“Thank you so much for my Hotlist Award. You have no idea how much it means to me. This is to say thank you. Thank you to you! Lots of love from me.” (x)
If you were a woman, what would you do?
JESUS TOM POLE DANCING?
you’d be such a slut.
What the fuck, Tom? WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
ARE YOU TRYING TO RENDER ME INFERTILE? MY OVARIES CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH. I CAN’T STAND IT, YOU BASTARD. STOP.
Please let me take you for a pole dancing lesson
who the fuck designed this though
like how am I now supposed to get a chipmunk voice without giving spiderman a fucking blowjob huH
Now, THAT’S real porn!
at this intense… horse… riding… thing with the hips
And be you blithe and bonny; Converting all your sounds of woe Into Hey nonny, non-Hnng.
If Shakespeare wasn’t meant to have a HNNNGGGG in it, they shouldn’t have cast Tom Hiddleston. Just sayin’.